word of the day?

pie (:

update.yay. happy?

yes. i knoe. i was SUPPOSED. to update. well. sorry. jeez. chill.

okai so right..

no i know. it's all christmas and stuff. joy and all. BUT..... it's gonna be so boring. :(

anyway.. enough with me and my self pity.

JUST YOU WAIT. there is gonna be an even BIGGER and BETTER event. PieMasTer :) it's gonnabe like. like. Xmas. plus Easter. PLUS PIE :). how does it get any better? that's right. IT DOESNT :D wait. no. lets call it. NewPieMasTer. then we'll add New Year in there too :)

bye. see you all on NewPieMasTer. it's from the 25th December to the 12th of January :)

yayy. :D

BOB THE BLOB

so bob the blob is dead and you all know that. 

but the question is..

WHERE IS HE?

reward for finding bob: umm a pancake?

reward for catching bob: a pancake and some waffles :)

YOU KNOW YOU WANT THE WAFFLES :D

if anyone sees bob, please contact the pie hotline.

or go to ppp.pieisawesomeyoucantdenyit.pie. 

thank you :)

R.I.P

now i know this has nothing to do with pie,

but R.I.P. Toshiyuki Shinto.

I don't understand why anyone would do such a thing,

and people should value the life they have.

R.I.P

our mission

well today i went on a TOP SEKRIT mission.

but imma tell you anyway

:)

okai. we had to go on this hunt thing to find the evil poking genius.

he left us clues, and he told his henchman that if we passed all the activities, we would be able

to pass. SO THEN. :) we went to find mr. linglinglinglingling. LINGLINGLING. MHMM. mr. andrewlinglingling. :D

so we went and we couldnt find him, so then we just went back to where we started. AND GUESS WHAT? HE WAS THERE. *sigh* people these days.

:) anyway, after that we had to go to the reception of the company building that was funding THE EEVVILLL POKING GENIUS. :O shocking. but then they gave us the clue. so we were happy :)

AND THENN. we had to go and count all the wooden stakes in this fences. quite sad. something like 742 or something. BUT ANYWAY. we got there. yay for us :)

andthen.. we had to go find this other place.. and this other place.. but i cant really remember any of it. but i remember that at the end, we had to go and blow flour to get to the bottom, and my face was white. :) it just so happened that another agent organisation, KLASS, happened to be there too. i wonder what they thought . :P

but at the VERYYY end, we had to fill up a water bottle with a syringe. there was a bucket of water on one side of the field. and we had to fill up the water bottle that was on the other side.. WITH TWO SYRINGES. >.> HORRID. bleccck.

but we made it.

BUT it turns out all we found was.. well.. nothing. *covers face in shame*

i'm sorry everyone.. i'll.. i'll just go now. :P

and EAT SOME FOOOOODDDD :D

so now what..? :/

so now what do we do...

bob is dead :O

so we must make a new PLAN :D

Plan A.

we find him.

we bring him to the PIE GOD.

his awesomeness disposes of him.

everyone lives happily eating pie :)

soo...

how do we finds him?? :O

this is tres tres tres bad.

bad bad bad bad :/

HAVE NO FEAR. Crystal will figure something out. but we really are lost without Bob. maybe adriel will figure something out as well. :)

AU REVOIR!

:)

evil poking genius has been spotted

so the evil poking genius has been spotted...

in pokinistan :OOO

shocking i know :/ so we sent out bob the blob to kidnap him but guess what?

BOB THE BLOB IS DEAD

DEAD with a capital D

ded ded ded ded ded ded ded ded

why? because we dum dums forgot that poking bob the blob intensively

would lead to the death of his amoeba ness :(

so now the evil poking genius.. is somehwere in this pieniverse

he might be behind you this very moment...

OMG HES BEHIND YOU!!!

no i just said that to make you check ;)

but if he is..

CALL PIE 11 NOW!!!!!

a message to our secret pie spies out there.. you know who you are ;)

this is an emergency.

everyday, even as we speak, the evil talking chocolate

is gradually collecting supporters.

this is bad news. bad bad bad bad BAD news.

worse than shutting down our fifth pie shop

in Piekmenistan.

But for now we have an even BIGGER problemo..

and not just because i lost my favourite pair of pie socks. :'(

but because...

THE TALKING CHOCOLATE HAS POSSESSED....

THE EVIL POKING GENIUS :O

now.. he's an evil genius.. well.. fine then.. okai

we just made up the 'genius' part because it was catchy..

BUT STILL..

everyday he is plotting to take over the PIENIVERSE :O

so this is why we once again need your help..

please.. PLEASE.. if you spot the evil poking genius..

REPORT.. now..

pie man number 2 has been elected :)

okay so you really wanna know whos da new pie man? well....... since the pie world has voted a tie for all the contestants: Bob (de blob), Adriel (chimglishian), and me, and emily :D we decided that were gonna be the Three Pieketeers + 1 :) muahahaha so you'd better watch out evil talking chocolate.... cause we will dominate :) and your lackadaisical skills will promote our impeccability :D eheheh 

ya know...

just saying people... it's not that i don't appreciate you reading this or anyfin.. just that it would be nice if you FOLLOWED :)

noticeable notice for pie noticers :)

okai. so. me and emily havent been updating for long because

we got kidnapped by pie haters :O

on the first day they put us on a bus all the way to TAIPIE (taiping) and then when we got there they took us to a dark cave and we tried to run away from them but the stalactites kept hitting us on the heads and we got caught again D: so then the pie haters took us to a sekrit hideout in a legend hotel :O and then we stayed there saying "PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE" until they took us to have dinner. sadly we didnt eat pie. we had fish and chicken and stuff. then we had to go back to our prison and sleep there untill......

day two where we had to wake up real early in da morning to eat breakfast and then we went to a charcoal factory that sekritly makes nuclear weapons for destroying pie D: we learnt the process and they made us work work work to make those evil thingies. then we went to this mangrove place where we had to take a survival course and we learnt about mangroves :/ and then later we took a boat ride around the river which was poluted with leftover pie D: so we went back to have dinner and slept until the next morning in....

day three :) which was the DAY WE ESCAPED :O so we had to wake up extra early to launch the nuclears into the bus. and we first went to a cemetary to see the ded pie fighters. it was creepy like, standing on top of ded people. then we watched the pie haters in the zoo to mutate teh animals and we saved a giraffe and we rode on it all the way back home. :) we survived :O

HAHAHA TAKE THAT PIE HATERS :) YOR FACE! DUNDUNDUN YOU JUST GOT PWNED :) HEHEHE

BURFDAY

so yesterday was ma burfday..

mhm.. so imma gonna make it a special day for all you blog readers out there too..

umm.. soo...

let's make it

FREE PIES FOR ALL YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE*

*but we havent got around to making pies to seel to y'all, so i guess you're outta luck :P

anyway..

HAVE A GREAT DAY :)

PIEMAN TAKE TWO :)

so in the end pieman ended up being the "sidekick"

he's not really... but you know... it sounds better than " i just got kicked out of secret pie service" :P

anyway.. the choices for 'Pieman- attempt two' are.....

umm... blob of pie AKA Bob... this guy actually REZINED from the real bad job of casting de movie 'monsters vs aliens', so he ended up trying out for the superhero spot of pieman.. but you know..the sidekick thingemy seems more his style... you know.. and technically he doesnt have a brain or lungs or heart of ANYTHING-except an eye :P- he really cant do much... :O he cant even DIE...

that could be a plus +++++++ :P a non-dying brainless piece of glob :P

NUMBBBERRR TWO :)

ADRIEL THE CHIMGLISH DUDE :)))

now i know what you're probably thinking.... who the mushroom is he?

well if you cast your mind back to the days of two weeks ago, you will remember that he saved pieman. now i know you think he's annoying and blah blah blah yada yada yada et cetera.

BUT he has proven that he can do SOMETHING :P (adriel if you're reading this, it's a joke)

anyway he decided he wanted to be featured on de blog... so i guess he just got featured on the blog.

NUMBER THREEEEEE

KING KONG

so King Ko- wait..wait... since when was King Kong in thiss? never mind.. cut that scene...

take two

NUMBER THREEEE

well.. this is another OPTIONN.... me and crystal :) we are already the PIE GOD'S famous journalist reporter people :) so why not be the super cool awesome save-the-world pie people :)

i dont really needa include a description because judging by all our posts you probably realize that we are already the most AWESUM people that are in this thing :) you know who you want ;)

anyway :) maybe i should include a poll to see who y'all want :)

okai then :) i will put one up :)

THEN VOTE VOTE VO-

*two hours later* sorry about that. i found a computer. anyway. explanation. in taiping there was this evil monkey that stalked us and EVEN ATTACKED us at one point. we didnt know that he was working for the PIE HATERS. so anyway.... the monkeh found moi and took me to the PIE HATERS hideout in JAKARTA :O i found a computer :) cuz i can't just leave our wonderful pie readers :) .. so i better get off quick... anyway.. i will get back.. see you thenn... okai i have to g-------- *beep beep beep*

*we're sorry, but this line has been disconnected :P*

Pieman gets saved..

so, thanks to Crystal, Pieman looks like a weakling now.

WELLLLLL, i will speak in Pieman's defense :P cuz i created him. :)) anyway, Pieman wasnt supposed to be working at the time, and he was just considering his signing the contract with the PIE GOD.

so actually the Pieman was still on his vacation after he got fir- i mean, after he resigned from his last job.. protecting Townsville. :) but now that jobs been taken over by the powerpuff girls.. apparently they were more 'suited to the task' which just means they looked a whole lot cuter. uhh. just because they could defeat that mojojojo dude, or whatever his name is. "-.-

jeez. anyway. Pieman got saved. by none other then some chimglish speaking lunatic.. AKA Adriel. so.... lets just say that the Talking Chocolate was so sick of him he gave up Pieman just to get rid of him.. mhmm..

I mean.. he is seriously weird.. he took Pieman to Mac D to 'regain his energy', not that he actually did anything.. but anyway. it went something like this.

Dude- what you want lar?

Adriel- Two grilled ground beef pattys served between 3 sesame-seed encrusted buns with various freshly cut condiments. In conjunction, I would like deep fried potatoes, cut into bite-sized rectangular cuboids, as well as a serving of your finest fountain beverage. Finally I would like to take advantage of the offer of rendering my side dish and beverage into larger portions for 50 cents. My gratitude dear sir behind the counter.

so the guy got confused and started speaking in ethiopian to the lady next to him :/

so in th end they found a chimglish-english translator dude. who just happened to crystal. who just happened to be eating ther at the time. drinking PEPSI :O. well actually, she was there cuz i told her that Pieman was not a weakling. so she decided to *cough* um.. kinda 'supervise'. well anyway, that IS NOT the point, okay? the point is they got away. AND Pieman said he would join our cause... but we're gonna need a new superhero if this is the best Pieman can do..

and we might have to FIRE him :O

or he could be the drinks boy :)

every god needs a drinks boy :P

muahahahahahaha

so... welll, that's the end of another incredibly lame and boring post.

so.. um...

bye.. i guess :P

dont forget to EAT YOUR PIE :)

A Message From Ze Pie God

Hello Pie Followers, 

I have come to seek urgent help from you.

Because stinking fajitas pooped on my shoulder D:

or was it because blue bananas ate adriel?

sorry.

i was just trying to make a joke there.

not funny eh? oh well.

now where were we....

oh yeah

because 

The Talking Chocolate

has taken over Piemerica...

and beyonddd :O

so now im floating in the middle of nowhere 

in the PieRibbean Sea

thank myself (cause im god.. you noe? thank god? pfft nvm)

that we still have the sea to hide in

now pie man is on holiday in 

Piewaii and he has been captured by

The Talking Chocolate :O

tut tut tut.. such a weakling

If you choose to accept this mission

you need to save pie man

even though hes a measly weakling 

and take back ze Pie Galaxy

if you dont accept this mission,

you will be eaten by the talking chocolate.

comprende?

now get your lazy butt off your chair

and go save pie man now!

i said now.

didnt you hear me?

NOW

ASAP

Sincerely, Pie God

NANANANANANANANA... PIEMAN :DD

well.. i've been thinkng..

every city/place/world/universe needs a superhero, right?

soooo.... the awesome world of pie needs one too :)

pfffft. you thought the PIE GOD could do this all on his lonesome did you? nooo.... the PIE GOD needs a superhero :D

and i have just the right name for him.. or her..

PIEMAN :D

well, actually that's a bit obvious, isn't it? what about 'the-amazing-saver-of-all-things-pie-and-the-pie-citizens-hero'? hmm... nyaahhhh.. let's just stick with Pieman :D. and Pieman could have his own theme song =D. but then again... all cities/places/worlds/universes (is there even more than one universe?) needs a super-bad evil arch enemy of the superhero badguy.

he could be... THE TALKING CHOCOLATE :O

HAHAHAHHA :P and there could be like... episodes :O xD muahahhahahaha *cough splutter choke* sorry...

anyway... i shall have to contact my super awesome partner, CWYSSY :)

and see if PIEMAN wants to join our cause :))

until then.. Ciao..wait. that means hello, doesn't it?

okay then.. oh wait.. it's bye AND hello :D see? you really do get a little less dumb, with every post.

oh gosh, did i just steal that line off nigahiga? O.O

anyway, Ciao.

oooooookaii.... *cough cough* well..

well. the reason for this post is cuz.... i was bored :P. so i decided top do something to the blog *cheer* :) cuz i never do any of it :O *booooo*

oh my gosh... i'm such a saddo :P i am sitting here wondering what to write. :O :O :O

since this blog is about pie, and our wonderful Anzac Pie Shop, and the PIE GOD, imma gonna tell you what our Anzac Pie Shop owns.. it owns.. Piemerica, Pie Zealand, Piengland, Pienada, Piestralia, Pielaysia, Pienapore, Pieland, Piedonesia, Piessia, Piena, Pielippines, Papua Pie Guinea, Piegolia, South Piefrica, Piewaii (for a tropical beach escape :D) Piemaica and so manyy more..

Believe me. Support Pie. We are taking over the world. If you don't support, we will find you. and you shall be sorrrrrryyyyyy. MUAHAHAHAHHAHA.

weeeeee bye bye :) xD

Love The Way You Pie

lol so today me and emily were rapping the lyrics to an eminem song 

yesh me memoriszed the whole thing

so after we said bye to jae min after school with the butterfly thing

we started making a pie version of it :)

i can't tell you what pie really is, i can only tell you what it tastes like, and right now there's a pie stuck in my windpipe, i can't breath but i still try to eat my pie, as long as i eat pie i will survive!

bye bye :)

Our Grand Pie Blog Opening *cue the tada music*

okay. so. today we finally open our pie blog to da world..

and beyond :)

yes, Denise, its finally open :D you can stop waiting now

so people, prepare to be

baked into a pie!

just kidding :P

explore our pie bloggedy blog

really you should

and even better if you eat pie while exploring as well

gives you extra pie goodiness and all

but if you don't... SHAME ON YOU!!!

the pie god would be very upset

or would he?

anyway have fun

and eat pie

peace out :)

The Pie Song - Family Guy

Listen, Listen, Listen, Because It's a Wonderful Day, For Pie :)

I love this song :)

The Story of The Talking Chocolate *insert screaming here*

Helloooo bloggers, non-bloggers and stalkers :D
i should add animals too, but you animals shouldn't be reading this anyway
and a quick message to anything/one/ that doesnt belong in the categories above,
(e.g. aliens, blazzagoofdiens, etc etc)
you don't exist. now go eat some pie.

today we bring an exciting story about talking chocolate.
WARNING: Read at your own risk
If symptoms of shrinking heads, blurred eyesight and on and off hearing occurs,
I suggest you stick yourself in a dustbin and never come out.
Thank you.
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Purple stuff and pictures by Crystal :)

Black stuff and a sprinkle of pie dust by Emily :)

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Okay. So. Once upon a talking chocolate, there was a talking chocolate. It all started with a chocolate conversation that was about talking chocolate that led to talking chocolates..


Sarah:
:) hewwooooooooooooo :)
how are you???? :O i just realised that im in your box thingy :D
Sarah Smestad:
My Chocolate Taco Noodle Shoelace buddy <3 :D thank youuuuuu!!!!!!! :)
see you in 2 mins..............
*teleports to wherever you are*
Hi crystal do you see me??? O:) hahahaha
well byeeeeeeeeeee :D

Crystal:
haiz :)
chocolate taco noodle shoelace buddy <3 :)))
hows life? xD
im eating choclate nowz (y)
*teleports chocolate to wherever you are*

-------(meanwhile.....)--------

Sarah: How can you teleport ch--

A message appears on the screen: File transfer: Yummy Chocolate
(N/A KB, but LOTS AND LOTS OF SUGAR :D)
Sarah clicks on 'Accept' and suddenly
a piece of chocolate appears in front of her.
*insert oooh-ing and ahh-ing here*

Sarah EATS the CHOCOLATE :O

--------- *crystal continues typing post* ---------


chocolate: hi sawah do you see meeee? :P
btw i saw you :)
bwai bwai :D

(insert part where emily says the bit where wui yan owes her 10 bucks because of her ability to teleport a piece of chocolate to him through msn)

Sarah: It's yummy chocolate

Crystal: Did you eat me?

Crystal: Sorry, the chocolate typed that.

Sarah: :O but i thought i ATE it :S

Crystal: you did, but this is just a voice illusion.

Sarah: you're scaring mmeeee :O

Crystal: okay, i'll kill the chocolate :)

Crystal throws the chocolate into the bin.

Crystal: okay it's dead now

Sarah: YAY! Crystal you're the Chocolate-Terminator :)

(cue the perry the platapus music: doobiidoobiidooba!)

BUT, the chocolate WAS NOT DEAD :O (insert screaming).

The chocolate crawled out of the bin and found a NEW person to haunt.

His name.... Wui Yan XD

(MUHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA)

And he is STILL haunted *evil laugh*

Haunted so badly that he doesn't even know it

Muajajajajajaja (this bit is dedicated to Ninna)

The End :)

Or is it? Dun dun dun...

hahaha just joking. So like yeah. This is.....the end of the story of the talking chocolate about how the talking chocolate haunts people because it all started with a conversation about talking chocolate which led to extreme teleportation and chocolate termination :)

Wasn't that a happy story?

It was terrible D: until Wui Yan ate the chocolate :) jks jks

Anyway, scroll down for pics :) and watch out for the talking chocolate :D

(C)opyright by Crystal and Emily
Take this seriously.... or feeeeel the pain
MUAHAHAHAHA
peace out :)

Pie Menu

all pie shops must have a menu *wink wink*

Our Anzac Pie Shop Is Now Opened :)