A Message From Ze Pie God

Hello Pie Followers, 

I have come to seek urgent help from you.

Because stinking fajitas pooped on my shoulder D:

or was it because blue bananas ate adriel?

sorry.

i was just trying to make a joke there.

not funny eh? oh well.

now where were we....

oh yeah

because 

The Talking Chocolate

has taken over Piemerica...

and beyonddd :O

so now im floating in the middle of nowhere 

in the PieRibbean Sea

thank myself (cause im god.. you noe? thank god? pfft nvm)

that we still have the sea to hide in

now pie man is on holiday in 

Piewaii and he has been captured by

The Talking Chocolate :O

tut tut tut.. such a weakling

If you choose to accept this mission

you need to save pie man

even though hes a measly weakling 

and take back ze Pie Galaxy

if you dont accept this mission,

you will be eaten by the talking chocolate.

comprende?

now get your lazy butt off your chair

and go save pie man now!

i said now.

didnt you hear me?

NOW

ASAP

Sincerely, Pie God