a message to our secret pie spies out there.. you know who you are ;)

this is an emergency.

everyday, even as we speak, the evil talking chocolate

is gradually collecting supporters.

this is bad news. bad bad bad bad BAD news.

worse than shutting down our fifth pie shop

in Piekmenistan.

But for now we have an even BIGGER problemo..

and not just because i lost my favourite pair of pie socks. :'(

but because...

THE TALKING CHOCOLATE HAS POSSESSED....

THE EVIL POKING GENIUS :O

now.. he's an evil genius.. well.. fine then.. okai

we just made up the 'genius' part because it was catchy..

BUT STILL..

everyday he is plotting to take over the PIENIVERSE :O

so this is why we once again need your help..

please.. PLEASE.. if you spot the evil poking genius..

REPORT.. now..