a message to our secret pie spies out there.. you know who you are ;)

this is an emergency.

everyday, even as we speak, the evil talking chocolate

is gradually collecting supporters.

this is bad news. bad bad bad bad BAD news.

worse than shutting down our fifth pie shop

in Piekmenistan.

But for now we have an even BIGGER problemo..

and not just because i lost my favourite pair of pie socks. :'(

but because...

THE TALKING CHOCOLATE HAS POSSESSED....

THE EVIL POKING GENIUS :O

now.. he's an evil genius.. well.. fine then.. okai

we just made up the 'genius' part because it was catchy..

BUT STILL..

everyday he is plotting to take over the PIENIVERSE :O

so this is why we once again need your help..

please.. PLEASE.. if you spot the evil poking genius..

REPORT.. now..

pie man number 2 has been elected :)

okay so you really wanna know whos da new pie man? well....... since the pie world has voted a tie for all the contestants: Bob (de blob), Adriel (chimglishian), and me, and emily :D we decided that were gonna be the Three Pieketeers + 1 :) muahahaha so you'd better watch out evil talking chocolate.... cause we will dominate :) and your lackadaisical skills will promote our impeccability :D eheheh 

ya know...

just saying people... it's not that i don't appreciate you reading this or anyfin.. just that it would be nice if you FOLLOWED :)

noticeable notice for pie noticers :)

okai. so. me and emily havent been updating for long because

we got kidnapped by pie haters :O

on the first day they put us on a bus all the way to TAIPIE (taiping) and then when we got there they took us to a dark cave and we tried to run away from them but the stalactites kept hitting us on the heads and we got caught again D: so then the pie haters took us to a sekrit hideout in a legend hotel :O and then we stayed there saying "PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE" until they took us to have dinner. sadly we didnt eat pie. we had fish and chicken and stuff. then we had to go back to our prison and sleep there untill......

day two where we had to wake up real early in da morning to eat breakfast and then we went to a charcoal factory that sekritly makes nuclear weapons for destroying pie D: we learnt the process and they made us work work work to make those evil thingies. then we went to this mangrove place where we had to take a survival course and we learnt about mangroves :/ and then later we took a boat ride around the river which was poluted with leftover pie D: so we went back to have dinner and slept until the next morning in....

day three :) which was the DAY WE ESCAPED :O so we had to wake up extra early to launch the nuclears into the bus. and we first went to a cemetary to see the ded pie fighters. it was creepy like, standing on top of ded people. then we watched the pie haters in the zoo to mutate teh animals and we saved a giraffe and we rode on it all the way back home. :) we survived :O

HAHAHA TAKE THAT PIE HATERS :) YOR FACE! DUNDUNDUN YOU JUST GOT PWNED :) HEHEHE

BURFDAY

so yesterday was ma burfday..

mhm.. so imma gonna make it a special day for all you blog readers out there too..

umm.. soo...

let's make it

FREE PIES FOR ALL YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE*

*but we havent got around to making pies to seel to y'all, so i guess you're outta luck :P

anyway..

HAVE A GREAT DAY :)

PIEMAN TAKE TWO :)

so in the end pieman ended up being the "sidekick"

he's not really... but you know... it sounds better than " i just got kicked out of secret pie service" :P

anyway.. the choices for 'Pieman- attempt two' are.....

umm... blob of pie AKA Bob... this guy actually REZINED from the real bad job of casting de movie 'monsters vs aliens', so he ended up trying out for the superhero spot of pieman.. but you know..the sidekick thingemy seems more his style... you know.. and technically he doesnt have a brain or lungs or heart of ANYTHING-except an eye :P- he really cant do much... :O he cant even DIE...

that could be a plus +++++++ :P a non-dying brainless piece of glob :P

NUMBBBERRR TWO :)

ADRIEL THE CHIMGLISH DUDE :)))

now i know what you're probably thinking.... who the mushroom is he?

well if you cast your mind back to the days of two weeks ago, you will remember that he saved pieman. now i know you think he's annoying and blah blah blah yada yada yada et cetera.

BUT he has proven that he can do SOMETHING :P (adriel if you're reading this, it's a joke)

anyway he decided he wanted to be featured on de blog... so i guess he just got featured on the blog.

NUMBER THREEEEEE

KING KONG

so King Ko- wait..wait... since when was King Kong in thiss? never mind.. cut that scene...

take two

NUMBER THREEEE

well.. this is another OPTIONN.... me and crystal :) we are already the PIE GOD'S famous journalist reporter people :) so why not be the super cool awesome save-the-world pie people :)

i dont really needa include a description because judging by all our posts you probably realize that we are already the most AWESUM people that are in this thing :) you know who you want ;)

anyway :) maybe i should include a poll to see who y'all want :)

okai then :) i will put one up :)

THEN VOTE VOTE VO-

*two hours later* sorry about that. i found a computer. anyway. explanation. in taiping there was this evil monkey that stalked us and EVEN ATTACKED us at one point. we didnt know that he was working for the PIE HATERS. so anyway.... the monkeh found moi and took me to the PIE HATERS hideout in JAKARTA :O i found a computer :) cuz i can't just leave our wonderful pie readers :) .. so i better get off quick... anyway.. i will get back.. see you thenn... okai i have to g-------- *beep beep beep*

*we're sorry, but this line has been disconnected :P*