Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Pieman gets saved..

so, thanks to Crystal, Pieman looks like a weakling now.
WELLLLLL, i will speak in Pieman's defense :P cuz i created him. :)) anyway, Pieman wasnt supposed to be working at the time, and he was just considering his signing the contract with the PIE GOD.
so actually the Pieman was still on his vacation after he got fir- i mean, after he resigned from his last job.. protecting Townsville. :) but now that jobs been taken over by the powerpuff girls.. apparently they were more 'suited to the task' which just means they looked a whole lot cuter. uhh. just because they could defeat that mojojojo dude, or whatever his name is. "-.-
jeez. anyway. Pieman got saved. by none other then some chimglish speaking lunatic.. AKA Adriel. so.... lets just say that the Talking Chocolate was so sick of him he gave up Pieman just to get rid of him.. mhmm..


I mean.. he is seriously weird.. he took Pieman to Mac D to 'regain his energy', not that he actually did anything.. but anyway. it went something like this.

Dude- what you want lar?

Adriel- Two grilled ground beef pattys served between 3 sesame-seed encrusted buns with various freshly cut condiments. In conjunction, I would like deep fried potatoes, cut into bite-sized rectangular cuboids, as well as a serving of your finest fountain beverage. Finally I would like to take advantage of the offer of rendering my side dish and beverage into larger portions for 50 cents. My gratitude dear sir behind the counter.

so the guy got confused and started speaking in ethiopian to the lady next to him :/
so in th end they found a chimglish-english translator dude. who just happened to crystal. who just happened to be eating ther at the time. drinking PEPSI :O. well actually, she was there cuz i told her that Pieman was not a weakling. so she decided to *cough* um.. kinda 'supervise'. well anyway, that IS NOT the point, okay? the point is they got away. AND Pieman said he would join our cause... but we're gonna need a new superhero if this is the best Pieman can do..
and we might have to FIRE him :O
or he could be the drinks boy :)
every god needs a drinks boy :P
muahahahahahaha
so... welll, that's the end of another incredibly lame and boring post.
so.. um...
bye.. i guess :P
dont forget to EAT YOUR PIE :)

Saturday, September 11, 2010

A Message From Ze Pie God

Hello Pie Followers
I have come to seek urgent help from you.
Because stinking fajitas pooped on my shoulder D:
or was it because blue bananas ate adriel?
sorry.
i was just trying to make a joke there.
not funny eh? oh well.

now where were we....
oh yeah
because 
The Talking Chocolate
has taken over Piemerica...
and beyonddd :O
so now im floating in the middle of nowhere 
in the PieRibbean Sea
thank myself (cause im god.. you noe? thank god? pfft nvm)
that we still have the sea to hide in

now pie man is on holiday in 
Piewaii and he has been captured by
The Talking Chocolate :O
tut tut tut.. such a weakling

If you choose to accept this mission
you need to save pie man
even though hes a measly weakling 
and take back ze Pie Galaxy
if you dont accept this mission,
you will be eaten by the talking chocolate.
comprende?

now get your lazy butt off your chair
and go save pie man now!
i said now.
didnt you hear me?
NOW
ASAP

Sincerely, Pie God

Thursday, September 9, 2010

NANANANANANANANA... PIEMAN :DD



well.. i've been thinkng..
every city/place/world/universe needs a superhero, right?
soooo.... the awesome world of pie needs one too :)
pfffft. you thought the PIE GOD could do this all on his lonesome did you? nooo.... the PIE GOD needs a superhero :D
and i have just the right name for him.. or her..

PIEMAN :D

well, actually that's a bit obvious, isn't it? what about 'the-amazing-saver-of-all-things-pie-and-the-pie-citizens-hero'? hmm... nyaahhhh.. let's just stick with Pieman :D. and Pieman could have his own theme song =D. but then again... all cities/places/worlds/universes (is there even more than one universe?) needs a super-bad evil arch enemy of the superhero badguy.
he could be... THE TALKING CHOCOLATE :O
HAHAHAHHA :P and there could be like... episodes :O xD muahahhahahaha *cough splutter choke* sorry...
anyway... i shall have to contact my super awesome partner, CWYSSY :)
and see if PIEMAN wants to join our cause :))

until then.. Ciao..wait. that means hello, doesn't it?
okay then.. oh wait.. it's bye AND hello :D see? you really do get a little less dumb, with every post.
oh gosh, did i just steal that line off nigahiga? O.O

anyway, Ciao.


oooooookaii.... *cough cough* well..

well. the reason for this post is cuz.... i was bored :P. so i decided top do something to the blog *cheer* :) cuz i never do any of it :O *booooo*
oh my gosh... i'm such a saddo :P i am sitting here wondering what to write. :O :O :O

since this blog is about pie, and our wonderful Anzac Pie Shop, and the PIE GOD, imma gonna tell you what our Anzac Pie Shop owns.. it owns.. Piemerica, Pie Zealand, Piengland, Pienada, Piestralia, Pielaysia, Pienapore, Pieland, Piedonesia, Piessia, Piena, Pielippines, Papua Pie Guinea, Piegolia, South Piefrica, Piewaii (for a tropical beach escape :D) Piemaica and so manyy more..

Believe me. Support Pie. We are taking over the world. If you don't support, we will find you. and you shall be sorrrrrryyyyyy. MUAHAHAHAHHAHA.
weeeeee bye bye :) xD

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Love The Way You Pie

lol so today me and emily were rapping the lyrics to an eminem song 
yesh me memoriszed the whole thing
so after we said bye to jae min after school with the butterfly thing
we started making a pie version of it :)

i can't tell you what pie really is, i can only tell you what it tastes like, and right now there's a pie stuck in my windpipe, i can't breath but i still try to eat my pie, as long as i eat pie i will survive!

bye bye :)