Our Grand Pie Blog Opening *cue the tada music*

okay. so. today we finally open our pie blog to da world..

and beyond :)

yes, Denise, its finally open :D you can stop waiting now

so people, prepare to be

baked into a pie!

just kidding :P

explore our pie bloggedy blog

really you should

and even better if you eat pie while exploring as well

gives you extra pie goodiness and all

but if you don't... SHAME ON YOU!!!

the pie god would be very upset

or would he?

anyway have fun

and eat pie

peace out :)

The Pie Song - Family Guy

Listen, Listen, Listen, Because It's a Wonderful Day, For Pie :)

I love this song :)

The Story of The Talking Chocolate *insert screaming here*

Helloooo bloggers, non-bloggers and stalkers :D
i should add animals too, but you animals shouldn't be reading this anyway
and a quick message to anything/one/ that doesnt belong in the categories above,
(e.g. aliens, blazzagoofdiens, etc etc)
you don't exist. now go eat some pie.

today we bring an exciting story about talking chocolate.
WARNING: Read at your own risk
If symptoms of shrinking heads, blurred eyesight and on and off hearing occurs,
I suggest you stick yourself in a dustbin and never come out.
Thank you.
------------------------------------------------------------------
Purple stuff and pictures by Crystal :)

Black stuff and a sprinkle of pie dust by Emily :)

------------------------------------------------------------------

Okay. So. Once upon a talking chocolate, there was a talking chocolate. It all started with a chocolate conversation that was about talking chocolate that led to talking chocolates..


Sarah:
:) hewwooooooooooooo :)
how are you???? :O i just realised that im in your box thingy :D
Sarah Smestad:
My Chocolate Taco Noodle Shoelace buddy <3 :D thank youuuuuu!!!!!!! :)
see you in 2 mins..............
*teleports to wherever you are*
Hi crystal do you see me??? O:) hahahaha
well byeeeeeeeeeee :D

Crystal:
haiz :)
chocolate taco noodle shoelace buddy <3 :)))
hows life? xD
im eating choclate nowz (y)
*teleports chocolate to wherever you are*

-------(meanwhile.....)--------

Sarah: How can you teleport ch--

A message appears on the screen: File transfer: Yummy Chocolate
(N/A KB, but LOTS AND LOTS OF SUGAR :D)
Sarah clicks on 'Accept' and suddenly
a piece of chocolate appears in front of her.
*insert oooh-ing and ahh-ing here*

Sarah EATS the CHOCOLATE :O

--------- *crystal continues typing post* ---------


chocolate: hi sawah do you see meeee? :P
btw i saw you :)
bwai bwai :D

(insert part where emily says the bit where wui yan owes her 10 bucks because of her ability to teleport a piece of chocolate to him through msn)

Sarah: It's yummy chocolate

Crystal: Did you eat me?

Crystal: Sorry, the chocolate typed that.

Sarah: :O but i thought i ATE it :S

Crystal: you did, but this is just a voice illusion.

Sarah: you're scaring mmeeee :O

Crystal: okay, i'll kill the chocolate :)

Crystal throws the chocolate into the bin.

Crystal: okay it's dead now

Sarah: YAY! Crystal you're the Chocolate-Terminator :)

(cue the perry the platapus music: doobiidoobiidooba!)

BUT, the chocolate WAS NOT DEAD :O (insert screaming).

The chocolate crawled out of the bin and found a NEW person to haunt.

His name.... Wui Yan XD

(MUHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA)

And he is STILL haunted *evil laugh*

Haunted so badly that he doesn't even know it

Muajajajajajaja (this bit is dedicated to Ninna)

The End :)

Or is it? Dun dun dun...

hahaha just joking. So like yeah. This is.....the end of the story of the talking chocolate about how the talking chocolate haunts people because it all started with a conversation about talking chocolate which led to extreme teleportation and chocolate termination :)

Wasn't that a happy story?

It was terrible D: until Wui Yan ate the chocolate :) jks jks

Anyway, scroll down for pics :) and watch out for the talking chocolate :D

(C)opyright by Crystal and Emily
Take this seriously.... or feeeeel the pain
MUAHAHAHAHA
peace out :)

Pie Menu

all pie shops must have a menu *wink wink*

Our Anzac Pie Shop Is Now Opened :)