BAM. New Post. Surprising, huh?

let me explain. i got a tumblr. i mean, it's officially awesome. i don't even need to use my own brain to think up koala tea posts. i just reblog.

now, i know i haven't posted in over a month, but you shouldn't expect regular posts, okay? Because i'll be with my new friend tumblr.

(: i'm sorry this post isn't very long, but i assure you, i WILL be posting soon. very soon. it's just that not many interesting things have been happening in the pie world, but evil is brewing... so something will happen very very soon. and don't complain, you mango.

pie day.

so tomorrow is pie day.

its an event where pie events occur

i have to run 800m then eat some pie.

then throw a javelin into as many pies as possible.

shizz. because im pie captain,

i have to walk around telling the pie people

about their events.

SO INTERESTING.

not.

oh welll. wish me luck :/

NewPieMasTer!

Did anyone notice that NewPieMasTer is over?

I guess not.. let's just... say that it never happened..

(:

I KNOW

we will plan it.. and then we can start it in 2012! (: so then maybe there will only be ONE NewPieMasTer O: (cuz it's 2012, ya know?)

dundundun.

SO happy 2011 to you all and such and such etc. (: have a nice time!

PHASE 1 IS COMPLETE.

oh goshes. gosh gosh gosh gosh. D:

no blog posts... in a month and 6 DAYS? O: how could we let such a thing happen?

well actually, its quite simple.

we were busy.. with the 'Spread Pie' project, of course!

the 'Spread Pie' project is a project that we hope will.. spread pie.

anyway

yeah

so

.

ANYWAYYYYYY.

the point is-nobody wants to eat pie, cuz they think they'll GET FAT O: silly people. everyone knows that if you eat lots of pie, the PIE GOD will be eternally thankful and grant you eternal slimness until you die. so lifetime slimness, i guess.

soo.. we planned to show them the wonders of EXERCISE!

that's right!

if more people exercise, they get to eat more pie (: smart, right?

I KNOW ;)

so our plan was to... get skipping ropes!

and then.. SKIP!! and bring back all the childhood memories that skipping brings back so they will get so happy and skip some more.. and the cycle continues... so that they eat more pie!

very smart.

so far, serene (a secret pie agent), crys and i have got at least 10 people to skip (: not bad.

so...

PHASE 1 is complete!

word of the day?

pie (:

update.yay. happy?

yes. i knoe. i was SUPPOSED. to update. well. sorry. jeez. chill.

okai so right..

no i know. it's all christmas and stuff. joy and all. BUT..... it's gonna be so boring. :(

anyway.. enough with me and my self pity.

JUST YOU WAIT. there is gonna be an even BIGGER and BETTER event. PieMasTer :) it's gonnabe like. like. Xmas. plus Easter. PLUS PIE :). how does it get any better? that's right. IT DOESNT :D wait. no. lets call it. NewPieMasTer. then we'll add New Year in there too :)

bye. see you all on NewPieMasTer. it's from the 25th December to the 12th of January :)

yayy. :D

BOB THE BLOB

so bob the blob is dead and you all know that. 

but the question is..

WHERE IS HE?

reward for finding bob: umm a pancake?

reward for catching bob: a pancake and some waffles :)

YOU KNOW YOU WANT THE WAFFLES :D

if anyone sees bob, please contact the pie hotline.

or go to ppp.pieisawesomeyoucantdenyit.pie. 

thank you :)